friend: do you want to hang out? me: i have to ask my mom me: *doesn't ask mom* me: she said no
c-acogen:

this is the most relatable thing i’ve ever seen in my life.
vvorldwideweb: poopflow: golden-gleam: poopflow: *rides dick into battle* Hahaahha why are these inappropriate text posts so funny I need to grow up excuse me, dick is the name of my house please get your mind out of the gutterĀ  u ride a house (via no-this-is-jarod)

vvorldwideweb:

poopflow:

golden-gleam:

poopflow:

*rides dick into battle*

Hahaahha why are these inappropriate text posts so funny I need to grow up

excuse me, dick is the name of my house please get your mind out of the gutterĀ 

u ride a house

(via no-this-is-jarod)